captainmoi:

George R.R. Martin can’t tweet because he’s killed off all 140 characters

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I feel like as negative a place as tumblr has become, it was the only possible outcome when you allow what is probably the most opinionated and disrespectful generation to say whatever the hell they want to whoever the hell they want anonymously and face none of the repercussions of their actions

GAME OF THRONES MEME: two outfits {1/2}

Sansa Stark’s bridal gown

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tibets:

Sext: what do you want from taco bell

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littlestbug:

poutingly:

angryfuckingvegan:

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Angryfuckingvegan comes the conclusion that cows are not real and milk does not actually exist

i’m imagining him alone in his room with all the lights off, eyes wide open, rocking back and forth on his bed muttering this to himself

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lordoftheinternet:

i see you driving round town with the girl i love and i’m like i am very jealous and resent this situation but i respect her decisions as an individual

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frickboys:

im pretty excited to become an adult so i can drink straight out of the juice carton

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bitcorn:

just saw a guy wearing a nirvana t-shirt lmfao i bet cant even name three noble truths of buddhism

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tvspecial:

chickensandwich:

tvspecial:

someone ride me

where are you taking me

church

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ryumma:

what if you walked into a noisy sports bar with all the big men cheering a screaming and you looked at the tv and it was just a countdown to animal crossing new leaf

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‎1950's lyrics: Love me tender, love me true, all my dreams fulfilled. For, my darling, I love you, and I always will.
1960's lyrics: When the girl in your arms is the girl in your heart, then you've got everything.
1970's lyrics: I hope you don't mind that I put down in words, how wonderful life is while you're in the world.
2012 lyrics: Almost drowned in her pussy so I swam to her butt.
1782 lyrics: Leck mich im Arsch (Lick me in the arse)
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tahthetrickster:

i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like

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AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE

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aw this is cute send me foods

redbean ice cream: ideal husband
greenbean Popsicle: smth im jealous of
mochi ice cream: what i look for in a friend
banana popsicles: 1 memory i have of you
mango ice cream: a tumblr ship
strawberri froyo: top 3 insecurites
mint choco froyo: 3 things im proud of
cookies and cream froyo: 3 things you can do to make me automatically like you
vanilla: how i found your blog
orange ice cream: something ive always wanted to tell you
green tea ice cream: a blog that reminds me of yours
jasmine tea: an unpopular opinion that i have
orange tea: a secret that i've kept
oolong tea: my first love
strawberry tea: favourite outfit
milk tea: current fashion obsession
bubble tea: fashion pet peeve
strawberry iced tea: your best feature
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forged-by-fantasy:

Darrio Naharis 

His hands were large and strong, and there was something in his hard blue eyes and great curving nose that suggested the fierceness of some splendid bird of prey.

forged-by-fantasy:

Darrio Naharis 

His hands were large and strong, and there was something in his hard blue eyes and great curving nose that suggested the fierceness of some splendid bird of prey.

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