let me put on a show for you

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I will never actually sit down and watch the office finale because it cannot end and will not end ever :-)

iwishihadafather:

this is cute but 10 seconds later that kangaroo kicked the shit out of that kid and put it in a sleeper hold and suffocated it because kangaroos are real as fuck

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ricksanscrotum:

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internet-slang:

I don’t want any ifs, ands, or butts. Actually wait, I want butts. Butts are nice.

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hoekage:

somebody needs to fucking kiss me

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earthnation:

IN MATH CLASS YESTERDAY THIS ONE KID WAS LIKE “justin timberlake sings so gay its like a girl” AND MY FRIEND TURNED AROUND WAS LIKE “its called falsetto and justin timberlake is more of a man than you” AND IT WAS AMAZING

vocaroo:

vote for sweden i’ll send you nudes 

sayokouehara:

it pisses me off when people are like “boobs dont need to be tagged nsfw because theyre not sexual >:(((” it doesnt fucking matter what you think nsfw means not safe for work do you think someones parents/boss/pet/fucking whatever is gonna say “those are just sacks of fat that produce milk carry on”

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secretlymisha:

as far as i can tell from my dash there’s some sort of gay musical olympics going on that only europe was invited to

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Hey fuck you

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